I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell
NO BUT YOU GUYS THIS IS A BIG MOMENT
BECAUSE PETER LOOKED UP TO CAPTAIN AMERICA AND RESPECTED HIM LIKE A FATHER FIGURE AND HE ALWAYS THOUGHT “I WISH I COULD BE LIKE HIM” AND WHEN HE FOUGHT WITH HIM HE DIDN’T BELIEVE HE WAS FIGHTING WITH THIS LEGEND HE’D HEARD ABOUT
AND NOW THAT LEGEND IS TELLING HIM THAT HE WILL BE THE GREATEST AVENGER
To me what made Peter great was the fact he never thought he was.
this guy is a guardian of the galaxy
I feel safer already
I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.
I have not received my pin pal.
I have not received my character based off my blog.
I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.
I HAVE been lied to.
I never even got that “doot doot”
This is so awesome.
Yeah, I can’t help but reblog this. No matter how famous or tough you are, if a little kid is stoked on you… You stop and recognize that he is your biggest fan.
His face I can’t
This gave me the biggest grin
The best kinds of laughter:
- Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
- Feeling a six-pack coming up
- Tears coming out of your eyes
#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three
My balls are pretty big. There’s a confidence that my sisters and I were raised with. After my dad died, my mom moved us from Queens back to the Dominican Republic. A very macho sort of place. But my mom raised us to know that we are equal to anyone. Whenever we went out, if we were meeting other people, my mom would always say, “I hope you like them.” Not “I hope they like you.” We were the most important.
Zoe Saldana for The Hollywood Reporter (August 2014)
This is how you know they’re actually brothers.
this is my favourite scene in the movie i’m not even kidding
I love this scene the most, because Loki is somewhat trying to help and Thor is just done.
coming out to your parents
If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely subtle about this.
The mutants have always been an allegory for anyone that didn’t fit in to society. The folks who drew the comics made a point of that early on.
It’s not just the gay rights movement, its not just kids trying to “come out” to their parents. Its people being mistreated by the government, put away, forced to pretend to be “normal”, systematically oppressed, even killed for who they are because the powers that be cant control it. It’s an allegory for blacks, gays, the disabled (mentally and physically), women, and anyone really who isnt a white man at the top of the food chain.
i have a point to prove to my mom. i want 6 million or more notes. maybe then she will stop acting like someone caused me to “think” this. or that it’s the same as being gay.
you know what i still really really love about cap 2?
that any other movie could have made a long sequence just of them breaking into fort meade to steal sam’s falcon gear, but instead it just trusted us to understand that in their world, that shit is basic.
like of course these three doofuses can just break into a secured military base less than 25 miles away from washington, dc and retrieve classified usaf equipment without any trouble. it’s not even worth showing, it was so easy for them.
me at my high school reunion
Dean is 100% done.
ah yes the stop-and-blink
this is honestly one of my favorite Dean Expressions
Need some more.